255 The Little Artist
Liu Siyan said, “Grandfather isn’t doing very well. Grandfather and grandmother will be coming to stay at our house soon. Don’t invite your classmates to our house for a while. You’ll disturb them. Plus, that Ji Lingchen, his identity, and status are extraordinary. He’s very complex. Even if he goes to pick Xiaonuan up from school, you have to know how to avoid suspicion and interact less with them. Even though he’s Xiaonuan’s husband, he’s still a stranger to you.”
Liu Siyu said, “I know. Brother, you don’t have to remind me. I know.”
“Yes,” Liu Siyan replied. While he was driving, he subconsciously glanced at his sister’s arm and did not say anything.
Ji Lingchen brought his little wife to his office. He worked using his computer while Fang Xiaonuan curled up on the sofa and played games. He walked to his wife’s side, but she ignored him. He picked up his wife’s textbook and flipped it open. On one of the pages of the book, it was written, “Ji Lingchen mentioned in an interview that it was the age of the internet. Big data…” There, he saw a hand-drawn bird next to his name. The little bird seemed to be pecking at his name. Other than the little bird, he read, “‘s wife.” When read with the edits, it sounded like this, “Ji Lingchen’s wife was interviewed…”
His wife? He turned his head to look at his soft and cute little wife. She was really naughty! She was tapping furiously on the screen, probably because she was about to lose the game.
Ji Lingchen did not disturb her and continued to flip through her textbook. As expected, there were more sections about him. “Ji Lingchen leads the Ji Corporation to the forefront of the times, economic reform.”
Fang Xiaonuan drew a pile of poop next to his name and even made an annotation: “Although he is human, he does not sound like a human being.” She could not understand the text, so she attributed the mistake to her husband’s manner of speaking.
Ji Lingchen smiled, revealing his pearly teeth. There were very few things that could make him so happy. He sighed to himself. It seemed that he had to speak simply and clearly in the future. Otherwise, his kitten would blame him if she did not understand.
Just as Ji Lingchen was about to continue reading, Fang Xiaonuan suddenly snatched the book away. “Why are you reading my textbook?”
Ji Lingchen was in a good mood. “I just wanted to see if my little friend was paying attention in class.”
Fang Xiaonuan closed the book and placed it under her butt, refusing to let her husband read it.
“Why won’t you let me see?” Ji Lingchen raised his brows.
“No reason,” Fang Xiaonuan said guiltily. She could not let her husband see the rest of the content.
Forget about the first few. If he saw that she had drawn all over his photos, making him look like a pig, would he spank her butt?
“Let me see the rest,” Ji Lingchen said.
“There’s nothing else, you don’t have to look anymore,” Fang Xiaonuan replied.
When he saw his wife’s flustered expression, Ji Lingchen knew that the content was not as simple as it seemed. There might be a “surprise” waiting for him.
“Let me see the book again,” Ji Lingchen replied.
Fang Xiaonuan picked up another book and stuffed it into her husband’s hands. “Look at this!”
Ji Lingchen put that book aside and went up to his little wife without a word. He hugged her waist and placed her on his lap with one hand. Her little butt was facing up, so it was easy to hit her!
Fang Xiaonuan was sprawled on the man’s legs, and she tried to prop herself up so she could get off. “Hubby, you b*stard!”
Ji Lingchen successfully retrieved the textbook. It was warm because his wife had sat on it. He started flipping through it again.
Fang Xiaonuan wanted to get up again, but her husband held her down by the neck and she could not move at all. “Hubby, you’re not allowed to look. Let me go!”
She kept swinging her arms, but her movements were restricted, so she could not hit him at all.
On page 56, Ji Lingchen’s portrait turned into that of a pig’s head.
On page 73, he had an unflattering nose and a pockmarked face.
On page 125, he did not even have the basic features of a human. His kitten drew mouse teeth on him and cat whiskers. His hair was red and he had a pair of pig’s ears on his head. The name at the bottom was also crossed out and changed to “Zhu Bajie.”
Smack!
He spanked Fang Xiaonuan.
She was so embarrassed that her face turned tomato red. “Hubby!”
“If you like drawing so much, I’ll let you take art classes.”
Fang Xiaonuan tried to turn around, and this time, Ji Lingchen did not restrict her movements. She rolled over on her husband’s lap, then used her husband’s shoulder to pull herself up. She said coquettishly, “Hubby, I don’t want to!”
Ji Lingchen glanced at his little wife. He picked up his phone and was about to order Secretary Song to get his wife a good drawing board. This way, his little kitten could become a little artist.