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Chapter 1459: You Don’t Understand My Art Either
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Red Boy: “…”
What do you mean? You are a gentleman who doesn’t resort to violence, but I am a hooligan?
Red Boy looked angrily at Fangzheng.
Fangzheng grinned at him. “I’ll treat you to good food later.”
When Red Boy heard that, he knew that Fangzheng had money in his hands. He immediately felt motivated. He bared his teeth and shouted, “Pui! I gave you some face, and you are really pretending to be a master!”
“Kid, what are you saying? Do you know how to speak nicely?” Master Liu said angrily.
However, the child just sneered and said, “There’s really to say to you, so I’m planning to resort to violence.”
“Attack? Haha… you little brat, you still want to resort to violence?” A muscular man laughed.
Master Liu’s three assistants laughed. The beauties behind him laughed as well. The audience frowned as they looked at the young monk worriedly. Regardless, the two of them had stood out to seek justice. They were the protagonists, so everyone supported Fangzheng and Red Boy.
But now, a few strong men surrounded them…
Suddenly, someone in the crowd shouted angrily, “F**k! We’re all Chinese men. Are we incomparable to a four-year-old kid? Are our balls for show?”
As he spoke, a man rushed out and stood behind Red Boy. He said angrily, “What are you doing? If you want to attack, get past me first!”
When the three assistants saw a nosy busybody, they were all amused. They looked at the other party’s skinny frame and laughed. “Getting past you sure isn’t difficult.”
“What if you count me in?” Another man walked over. He was slightly plump, so it was obvious that he did not exercise much.
The three assistants were amused. Just as they were about to say something, their expressions changed. They saw the people who were standing there watching the commotion walk over and stand behind Red Boy. All of them looked at him angrily. It was as though they were saying: “Trash, try touching this child?”
The three assistants were stunned. They were not afraid of one person, but with so many people… they were a little scared.
At that moment, Red Boy finally understood what Fangzheng meant. They were never alone! Although the Chinese were gentle, they were not cowards! They did not step forward only because they were innately kind. However, kind people had their limits. Furthermore, they had zeal and ardor coursing through their veins!
As more and more people gathered, the three assistants became more and more afraid. They kept retreating. The fiercest man from before shouted, “What are you doing? Let me tell you, this is a society with the rule of law in place. Don’t mess around! We are all civilized people. A gentleman doesn’t resort to violence…”
Upon hearing those words, everyone was amused. This fellow had gone back on his stance so quickly.
Master Liu also said, “You barbarians, do you understand art?”
Before he could finish his sentence, he saw an object flying towards him and slapping his face.
Master Liu looked at it and saw that it was a shoe!
The shoe had been removed, but the footprint on his face was clearly visible. It could be seen that the sole had slapped him, and it was used with considerable force!
Master Liu was furious. “Who? Who did it?”
Everyone was taken aback as they subconsciously looked at Red Boy. However, Red Boy was wearing both shoes. Furthermore, the size of the shoes did not look like they were worn by such a young child.
Everyone looked at each other…
They discovered an old monk looking up into the sky with a look as though it had nothing to do with him.
Everyone looked down and saw that the monk was… barefooted!
“Monk, where are your shoes?” Master Liu asked angrily.
Fangzheng smiled and activated A Golden Millet Dream. He whispered to Red Boy, “I got you to attack. Why are you wasting your time talking? Must you make me do it? What are you going to say next…”
Red Boy was immediately amused when he heard that. He said, “Master, I’ve realized that you aren’t good at sophistry, but when it comes to shamelessness, you are better than him! Haha!” Then, without giving Fangzheng a chance to flare up, Red Boy shouted, “My master is a performance art master. He never wears shoes!”
Master Liu sneered. “What kind of art is not wearing shoes? I suspect that you were the one who threw this shoe!”
Red Boy said, “Why isn’t it considered art if you don’t wear shoes? If pee counts as art, why can’t ours? You don’t understand because you don’t have any artistic cells, nor do you know art! You aren’t the only one; many art masters think that our art isn’t art. But so what? Artists need to lead an era! It’s fine if you don’t understand. Just enjoy it slowly.”
Master Liu felt that the theory sounded familiar. On careful thought, wasn’t this his theory?
Master Liu was furious. “Are you playing me? Do you think I’m a fool?”
Red Boy sneered. “Why? This theory is the truth when placed used on you. But when used on others, it’s treating others as a fool? Then are you thinking everyone here as a fool?”
“Shut up! I…” Just as Master Liu was about to say something, someone attacked him again. A shoe flew over and smacked his face. He felt a great force surge through him as he fell backward!
The assistant behind him quickly held him up… Then, he heard a sound like a pig being slaughtered. “Ah… my nose…”
“Who? Who threw the shoe?” The three assistants shouted angrily.
However, they really didn’t see how the shoe flew over… Now that they thought about it, they even found it a little strange.
Fangzheng obviously wouldn’t tell them he had come over and smacked the shoe right in front of him after activating A Golden Millet Dream. All he did was watch with a chuckle. His face made it clear: I did it! It was me! XOXO!
Hence, the three assistants glared angrily at Fangzheng. “Monk, was it you?”
Fangzheng smiled without a word.
Red Boy exclaimed, “Are you blind? My master is standing right in front of you. How can you not see if he did it?”
The three of them immediately went silent…
At that moment, Master Liu endured the pain and shouted, “You… No one is allowed to leave today! I’m calling the police! This is assault!”
“Don’t be agitated. Don’t you want to talk about art? I’ll talk to you about art today,” Red Boy shouted.
Master Liu said angrily, “Child, step aside! What do you know about art?”
Red Boy was immediately amused when he heard that. “I don’t know art? Today, I’ll show you what true art is! True performance art!”
Master Liu also laughed out of anger. “Oh? I want to see what kind of performance art you have.”
Red Boy curled his finger at Master Liu and said, “Come over. I’ll show you.”
Master Liu bent down and asked, “I’m here.”
Red Boy grinned. He raised his slippers high and drew an arc!
Smack!
“Ah!” Master Liu covered his face and fell to the ground!
Red Boy yelled, “This is my performance art! True art!”
“You dare hit someone?” The burly man was about to step forward when a shoe flew over and smacked his face!
The burly man was furious. “Who is it?”